Is this Kid 'avin a bubble?

I couldnt bloody believe my eyes.. The boy slaps his mum ya nah? Naa SERIOUS! CLAP! He tells her.. "You are not the boss of me.. I control my body" My question would be.. Little man... if you control your body why the HELL do you not control the amount of food that goes into your Chops??

Beyonce Pulls a PRINCE!

Anyone that knows me knows I hate all that beyonce type music.. I think its all pants, but I had to write about this.. Beyonce is doing a prince changing her name to "Sacha Fierce" for her new album...

Oi is this bird pullin my leg? What is that all about mayte? Jay-Z have a word with your chick bruvva! You know them ones when celebs are around people telling them they are great all day when what they really need is someone to say 'oi... naaaa...yeah you! Oi! I dunno what you 'eard but.. You look like a right cunt mush! and whats that new name abaaat? You might have well called yourself "Knob-Jockey"... Its a little more fitting

To commemorate this STUPIDNESS I have posted a picture of her getting her fanny out on stage! GOOD GIRL! ay ayyyyyyy!

BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!!

Hahahah! I have been answering my phone like this all week.... Someone even hung up on me calling me an arsehole! Errr really? Tell me something I dont know geez! Then this happened

I rang back and when they answered I said hello? they said "yeah hello" and I said.....
Me: "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!"
Them: "Richie...!'
Me: "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Silence.....

Them: "I swear Im hangi...."
Me: "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!"
Them "Oh stop being Stu...
Me: "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!"

More silence

Me: "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!"
....... CLICK
Pahahahahah!

Scarlett Takes a DROP!

This is the infamous video! I dunno if you have seen it but if you aint you NEED to!! Me being me watched the whole thing cos I love the build up! But you might wanna fast forward it to 2min 28 secs and watch it from there.. Its the moaning and groaning and the "OH GOD'ing" hahahahahah! What was this bird thinking.. even I wouldn't have got on that table! ahahahahahahahahh!

Love House Music? Love WORK!

Oi Oi! This is my Mayte's Night! If your into REAL house music.. Im talking Soulful, Tribal, DEEP, house then this is the place or you...

Differently if you are one of those hopeless knob-eads that screw everyone in the club, Always on a hype and "YEAH I LIKE FUNKY BUT HOUSE IS SHIT MAN" then don't waste ya time maytie!!!!!!!!!! This ain't the band wagon.. its the night train! whaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORK - EVER SUNDAY @ PLAN B IN BRIXTON.... & FREE BEFORE 11:30PM ....LOVE HOUSE MUSIC? LOVE WORK!

Mr Frosty Is such fun.. He makes drinks for EVERYONE... except me :-( :-(

I would just like to write this message to thank my mother and father for destroying my childhood... WHY? Because year after year after year I put Mr Frosty down on my Christmas list.. Did I ever get one? NO! I went to see if I could find one the other day.. Do you know what? They sell him.. but oh no.. not the ORIGINAL Mr Frosty.. Some COUNTERFEIT IMPOSTER!!!! I nearly broke that plastic cunt in half!

So what If he would probably have been in the dump somewhere by now.. So what if he would have had shit missing so he wouldn't have worked anymore... So what if he was shit and you didn't actually get AS MUCH ice as you thought you would! Was I a bad child? Mum, Did I shit my pants one to many times? Dad, Did I sick on your favourite shirt? Did I piss up the walls? Wot was it.. Why didnt I get to enjoy the tasty icy experience? I demand to know!

I have decided.. Whatever ever goes wrong my life is down to me not having a Mr Frosty.. THATS IT!

These Kids said WOOOT??

Before you watch these movies I can assure you BAD as my maaaf is.. These Kids ain't mine!! I could not believe what these kids were coming out with.. I did laugh at the first one I won't lie but I guess its just the shock! Have a butchers!



This Second one here shocked me... YEAH!!!!!! ME!!! I know.. Whats that abaat? The racist remarks shocked me but what bothered me the most was the sexual references she was making to her backside.. I mean come on? DROP ME OUT! Do you want your daughter to grow up being some hoe-bag? Thats like giving your child a pole, some see through stilettos and a 2 Live Crew DVD and expecting her NOT to be a stripper!! Are you having a laugh?? Tell me you wouldn't BREAK these kids up if they were yours.. You can see exactly where they are heading in the near future!!!!!!!!